Here is a slideshow of what not to do to an airliner.
1. Do not attempt to mod your airliner at all. This includes replacing the Jet A1 fuel with NOS, as similar results to the above have occured.
2. Please do not feed the birds, as they might see you eating your crappy airline food and fly toward the window only to be eaten by a JT3D. (Doing this has similar results to figure 1.)
3. Although some airliners have STOL capabilities, don't take that too literally. You cant replace a nice long runway with any type of automobile. (This does not include Hummers.)
4. Don't play astronaught and nosedive your plane into a zero-G death trap. Call a proffesional and let them take you up. The method above only works if your a suicidal stunt junkie.
5. As a reminder, please do not mod your airliner. Rimz can easily fall off and provide an easy way to kill an innocent motorist, even if they look cool. (Photo courtesy of Snoop Dogg)
6. Speeding in residential areas is strictly against the law. Fines include $135,000 past mach 2 and up to 10 years in federal prison. Don't even think about getting a DUI.